Erica hates Coldplay but loves RuPaul’s Drag Race. Emily hates easy jokes but loves her some Lifetime Originals. Together, the ladies discuss Ryan Murphy’s hatred of long distance relationships, Marley’s stupid hat choices, a Lost-esque theory regarding the Glee-ettes, and the controversial wording regarding jokes about Gilbert Grape’s mom. Weigh in (fat joke!) at our Facebook page during the hiatus and send us your virtual smoochies firstname.lastname@example.org. We’ll see you next month. Please don’t break up with us in the meantime.